MORT X AZURA
- They end up with nine biological kids; Diore + Maxis, Charmeine + Merlin, and then the unmade kids of two sets of twins? And Also Morticia (designed but waiting for other kids to be born first). At least one kid younger than Morticia. Adopts Prue and the son of King Henri
- One of the kids will be an exorcist, big plans for him
- Azura and Mort together are often described as a stronghold of safety. If anyone needs short term help they are likely to either be willing and capable of helping, or pointing you to people that can do those things. People feel like their house is a fortress, so many around the world that knew them were shocked at Mort's passing.
- They help out their friends a lot and kind of due to this have a close knit extended "family"
Wedding
Had Diore and Maxis before the wedding, Charmeine and Merlin are honeymoon babies.
Their two eldest sons, at this point, they are two and a half, Diore is the ring bearer, and Maxis wanted to be a flower boy. The rings are sewn onto a cushion so can't be lost by little ringbearer.
Maxis walks/slowly totters forward in front of everyone and throws flower petals around (I feel would be more like grab a bunch and toss/slam them into the ground, than a proper scatter, but its cute anyways) and then the bridesmaids walk down the aisle and get into position and then azura comes down, and then little maxis totters back to the start (probs with help) to walk with his brother, walking in front to toss more flower petals (they got him more, he ran out before lol) and diore frequently accidentally rushing ahead of maxis but like, one of the guests ends up kinda, steering diore back behind and walks with him so he doesn't out pace maxis.
Diore has the rings btw, on a blue velvet tiny cushion with gold lining with their names engraved into it with stitching. Mort's ring is silver in colour (likely platinum tbh? So it looks duller than Azura's, platinum ends up all rubbed and scratched but lasts a long time, each ring ends up unique) and is all thick
MidnightTailsYesterday at 6:19 PM
Yo do you wanna brainstorm a lil wedding? All I know is that Mort would want it on Tristan's ship, with Tristan as his best man, with Hartley and Mal as groomsmen (also idea, have Nebula walk Azura down the aisle?) just a semi-informal thing with lots of flowers (tbh Tristan probs gets his hands on some high quality alcohol for the guests too) or at least that's what I'm imagining atm, cause I bet Azura would love lots of flowers for her wedding
Just wanna do a small part in their story together about it
Also did they get married before or after Diore and Maxis lmao
unicornzuppehToday at 5:52 AM
Nebula totally walks Azura down the aisle (and also...sobs because he's totally the type to cry at weddings)
MidnightTailsToday at 5:53 AM
how much of a drinker is nebula
Because tristan brought super strong stuff
but is high quality and doesn't taste like it
So I feel like a bunch are gonna end up drunk after first cup
If nebula isn't a heavyweight he's just gonna start crying more xD
unicornzuppehToday at 5:54 AM
the girls as bridesmaids (mysti as maid of honor) UHM. Nebula I mean, his inn has a built in tavern so like....he's probably a drinker but he would probably get drunk with the strong shit after two cups(edited)
and drunk nebula probably gives a wedding speech about azura when she was a toddler and embarrasses the shit out of her
MidnightTailsToday at 5:55 AM
Would people like Prim be a bridesmaid too?
Also so much of the crew are also groomsmen
Tbh they get my murderous girl raider y'know the one, off the ship and doing something else tho
unicornzuppehToday at 5:56 AM
yeah I can see prim as a bridesmaid!!! and y e a h she needs to....go elsewhere
MidnightTailsToday at 5:57 AM
tristan also gives a short speech about how proud he is of Mort and talks about how Mort can defend the family from anything but if he ever can't reach any of those present, to just extend a hand to Tristan and he'll help because we're all friends here
yeahhh >.>
And yay c: She'd be so pretty as a bridesmaid
also tristan makes a lot of jokes in his speech
finds it hilarious everyone is somewhat drunk at this point if they had any of the drink he brought
Hartley is the only one sober tbh
unicornzuppehToday at 5:59 AM
Drunk azura is super handsy
MidnightTailsToday at 5:59 AM
Just sitting there like "I ain't touching that"
Because y'know how he is
LMAO
unicornzuppehToday at 6:00 AM
like she'll literally
climb on toop of mort probably and like, pet his face
MidnightTailsToday at 6:00 AM
Mort is one of the better off, because he's used to this, he's dealt with tristan's ridiculously strong but nice tasting drinks before
unicornzuppehToday at 6:00 AM
do other stuff
MidnightTailsToday at 6:00 AM
So he's somewhat ok
Also pffft
unicornzuppehToday at 6:01 AM
azura's very much a lightweight
MidnightTailsToday at 6:01 AM
Mort just grins at her and says "Looks like she wants to start the honeymoon in front of you all?"
And just like, regretfully keeps her from doing too much cx
But like, lets her cuddle him and kiss and all
unicornzuppehToday at 6:02 AM
The girls arn't better off, Drunk Mysti flirts with everything with legs
MidnightTailsToday at 6:02 AM
Just gently pushes reaching hands away and whatnot cx
god what if someone has a fling breeding with mysti cause of this wedding
unicornzuppehToday at 6:03 AM
including the tables
MidnightTailsToday at 6:03 AM
LMAO
unicornzuppehToday at 6:03 AM
ok yeah this happens now
she DEFINETLY had a fling because of the wedding
MidnightTailsToday at 6:03 AM
we love our fling breedings haha
unicornzuppehToday at 6:03 AM
true
but like its also in character
so I meAN
MidnightTailsToday at 6:04 AM
I knoooww
It's like oh my god this is so appropriate
unicornzuppehToday at 6:04 AM
Mysti x Table
ANYHOO probably one of the crew members
dunno whome but
god
everyone whose....not use to that hard shit
are gonna have HUGE hangoversa
Azura like, the next morning
'TURN OFF THE SUN'
screaming
MidnightTailsToday at 6:07 AM
Yeah probably, the crew members are the most likely down for a good time
probs someone I don't have yet tbh?
Cause it ain't the female raider lmao
And Sinclair is totally smitten with Prim at this point he wouldn't
tho him and mysti would make a pretty bby
potentially tristan?
But like, he would be careful to not get her preggo sooo
unicornzuppehToday at 6:08 AM
yeah likely an unnamed crew memeber
MidnightTailsToday at 6:10 AM
the other ones I have so far either aren't into that or wouldn't make pretty kids with her
Sounds good!
We don't have the fling breeding ticket yet anyways
also yeah ikr everyone's just gonna be walking dead the next like...week and a half
"EXECUTE GRAVITY ALSO CAN SOMEONE KILL MY NERVES PLZ"
unicornzuppehToday at 6:12 AM
I mean it'll happen eventually but we have other kias to....make first pfpfpfpft. ANYHOO. yeah I can see azura literally hiding in Mort's shadow for the whole week and like, try to smother herself in him to sheild her eyes
MidnightTailsToday at 6:12 AM
Hahaha ikr?
And awwww
He's not complaining
Sucky honeymoon for her tho c':
She just becomes a bat for the whole time
unicornzuppehToday at 6:13 AM
ikr
the girls kinda, still have to farm work during the week afterwards but are super cranky
MidnightTailsToday at 6:15 AM
tbh I'd say they just hire people to do it for a week tbh
unicornzuppehToday at 6:15 AM
so you just her 'I KNOW DAMMIT IM TILLING' 'SHUT UP SUMIA YOUR WORDS HURT MY EYES' 'BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP MY HEAAAADDDD'
yeah after they try and just yell at each other they ire help
MidnightTailsToday at 6:15 AM
cause even just eating is hell for a week
they all complain HEAVILY to mort like wtf WHY IS THE HANGOVER A WEEK AND A HALF
He's just like "Well that's Tristan's alcohol for you"
unicornzuppehToday at 6:18 AM
the only girl who isn't hungover is caly probably because she was....scared of how drunk everyone was at the wedding and hid behind hartley (shes still a teen so i me a n)
so hartley had.....one opther who refused to drink
to talk to
MidnightTailsToday at 7:31 AM
I mean caly probs got a lil tipsy from the fumes c': But yeah that wedding would end up pretty wild haha And Tristan's just chilling with a massive drink (and its like his fifth too) smirking at everyone "Can noone keep up with me?" Mort's just like "Dude, stop teasing, they've tried their best" Hartley's just standing there, slowly following Mal around so that he can protect him if he needs to, with Caly hiding behind him, clutching onto his jacket, and he goes "Yo Tristan, this is magical whiskey isn't it?" "Might be" "How'd you become friends with a dragon?" Tristan just gives him a bigger smile in response and goes back to his drink
(headcanon is this special alcohol that tristan gets for events, he gets it from a dragon...its specifically designed alcohol to get a full grown dragon drunk...so yeah no wonder everyone's wasted xD)
Their two eldest sons, at this point, they are two and a half, Diore is the ring bearer, and Maxis wanted to be a flower boy. The rings are sewn onto a cushion so can't be lost by little ringbearer.
Maxis walks/slowly totters forward in front of everyone and throws flower petals around (I feel would be more like grab a bunch and toss/slam them into the ground, than a proper scatter, but its cute anyways) and then the bridesmaids walk down the aisle and get into position and then azura comes down, and then little maxis totters back to the start (probs with help) to walk with his brother, walking in front to toss more flower petals (they got him more, he ran out before lol) and diore frequently accidentally rushing ahead of maxis but like, one of the guests ends up kinda, steering diore back behind and walks with him so he doesn't out pace maxis.
Diore has the rings btw, on a blue velvet tiny cushion with gold lining with their names engraved into it with stitching. Mort's ring is silver in colour (likely platinum tbh? So it looks duller than Azura's, platinum ends up all rubbed and scratched but lasts a long time, each ring ends up unique) and is all thick
MidnightTailsYesterday at 6:19 PM
Yo do you wanna brainstorm a lil wedding? All I know is that Mort would want it on Tristan's ship, with Tristan as his best man, with Hartley and Mal as groomsmen (also idea, have Nebula walk Azura down the aisle?) just a semi-informal thing with lots of flowers (tbh Tristan probs gets his hands on some high quality alcohol for the guests too) or at least that's what I'm imagining atm, cause I bet Azura would love lots of flowers for her wedding
Just wanna do a small part in their story together about it
Also did they get married before or after Diore and Maxis lmao
unicornzuppehToday at 5:52 AM
Nebula totally walks Azura down the aisle (and also...sobs because he's totally the type to cry at weddings)
MidnightTailsToday at 5:53 AM
how much of a drinker is nebula
Because tristan brought super strong stuff
but is high quality and doesn't taste like it
So I feel like a bunch are gonna end up drunk after first cup
If nebula isn't a heavyweight he's just gonna start crying more xD
unicornzuppehToday at 5:54 AM
the girls as bridesmaids (mysti as maid of honor) UHM. Nebula I mean, his inn has a built in tavern so like....he's probably a drinker but he would probably get drunk with the strong shit after two cups(edited)
and drunk nebula probably gives a wedding speech about azura when she was a toddler and embarrasses the shit out of her
MidnightTailsToday at 5:55 AM
Would people like Prim be a bridesmaid too?
Also so much of the crew are also groomsmen
Tbh they get my murderous girl raider y'know the one, off the ship and doing something else tho
unicornzuppehToday at 5:56 AM
yeah I can see prim as a bridesmaid!!! and y e a h she needs to....go elsewhere
MidnightTailsToday at 5:57 AM
tristan also gives a short speech about how proud he is of Mort and talks about how Mort can defend the family from anything but if he ever can't reach any of those present, to just extend a hand to Tristan and he'll help because we're all friends here
yeahhh >.>
And yay c: She'd be so pretty as a bridesmaid
also tristan makes a lot of jokes in his speech
finds it hilarious everyone is somewhat drunk at this point if they had any of the drink he brought
Hartley is the only one sober tbh
unicornzuppehToday at 5:59 AM
Drunk azura is super handsy
MidnightTailsToday at 5:59 AM
Just sitting there like "I ain't touching that"
Because y'know how he is
LMAO
unicornzuppehToday at 6:00 AM
like she'll literally
climb on toop of mort probably and like, pet his face
MidnightTailsToday at 6:00 AM
Mort is one of the better off, because he's used to this, he's dealt with tristan's ridiculously strong but nice tasting drinks before
unicornzuppehToday at 6:00 AM
do other stuff
MidnightTailsToday at 6:00 AM
So he's somewhat ok
Also pffft
unicornzuppehToday at 6:01 AM
azura's very much a lightweight
MidnightTailsToday at 6:01 AM
Mort just grins at her and says "Looks like she wants to start the honeymoon in front of you all?"
And just like, regretfully keeps her from doing too much cx
But like, lets her cuddle him and kiss and all
unicornzuppehToday at 6:02 AM
The girls arn't better off, Drunk Mysti flirts with everything with legs
MidnightTailsToday at 6:02 AM
Just gently pushes reaching hands away and whatnot cx
god what if someone has a fling breeding with mysti cause of this wedding
unicornzuppehToday at 6:03 AM
including the tables
MidnightTailsToday at 6:03 AM
LMAO
unicornzuppehToday at 6:03 AM
ok yeah this happens now
she DEFINETLY had a fling because of the wedding
MidnightTailsToday at 6:03 AM
we love our fling breedings haha
unicornzuppehToday at 6:03 AM
true
but like its also in character
so I meAN
MidnightTailsToday at 6:04 AM
I knoooww
It's like oh my god this is so appropriate
unicornzuppehToday at 6:04 AM
Mysti x Table
ANYHOO probably one of the crew members
dunno whome but
god
everyone whose....not use to that hard shit
are gonna have HUGE hangoversa
Azura like, the next morning
'TURN OFF THE SUN'
screaming
MidnightTailsToday at 6:07 AM
Yeah probably, the crew members are the most likely down for a good time
probs someone I don't have yet tbh?
Cause it ain't the female raider lmao
And Sinclair is totally smitten with Prim at this point he wouldn't
tho him and mysti would make a pretty bby
potentially tristan?
But like, he would be careful to not get her preggo sooo
unicornzuppehToday at 6:08 AM
yeah likely an unnamed crew memeber
MidnightTailsToday at 6:10 AM
the other ones I have so far either aren't into that or wouldn't make pretty kids with her
Sounds good!
We don't have the fling breeding ticket yet anyways
also yeah ikr everyone's just gonna be walking dead the next like...week and a half
"EXECUTE GRAVITY ALSO CAN SOMEONE KILL MY NERVES PLZ"
unicornzuppehToday at 6:12 AM
I mean it'll happen eventually but we have other kias to....make first pfpfpfpft. ANYHOO. yeah I can see azura literally hiding in Mort's shadow for the whole week and like, try to smother herself in him to sheild her eyes
MidnightTailsToday at 6:12 AM
Hahaha ikr?
And awwww
He's not complaining
Sucky honeymoon for her tho c':
She just becomes a bat for the whole time
unicornzuppehToday at 6:13 AM
ikr
the girls kinda, still have to farm work during the week afterwards but are super cranky
MidnightTailsToday at 6:15 AM
tbh I'd say they just hire people to do it for a week tbh
unicornzuppehToday at 6:15 AM
so you just her 'I KNOW DAMMIT IM TILLING' 'SHUT UP SUMIA YOUR WORDS HURT MY EYES' 'BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP MY HEAAAADDDD'
yeah after they try and just yell at each other they ire help
MidnightTailsToday at 6:15 AM
cause even just eating is hell for a week
they all complain HEAVILY to mort like wtf WHY IS THE HANGOVER A WEEK AND A HALF
He's just like "Well that's Tristan's alcohol for you"
unicornzuppehToday at 6:18 AM
the only girl who isn't hungover is caly probably because she was....scared of how drunk everyone was at the wedding and hid behind hartley (shes still a teen so i me a n)
so hartley had.....one opther who refused to drink
to talk to
MidnightTailsToday at 7:31 AM
I mean caly probs got a lil tipsy from the fumes c': But yeah that wedding would end up pretty wild haha And Tristan's just chilling with a massive drink (and its like his fifth too) smirking at everyone "Can noone keep up with me?" Mort's just like "Dude, stop teasing, they've tried their best" Hartley's just standing there, slowly following Mal around so that he can protect him if he needs to, with Caly hiding behind him, clutching onto his jacket, and he goes "Yo Tristan, this is magical whiskey isn't it?" "Might be" "How'd you become friends with a dragon?" Tristan just gives him a bigger smile in response and goes back to his drink
(headcanon is this special alcohol that tristan gets for events, he gets it from a dragon...its specifically designed alcohol to get a full grown dragon drunk...so yeah no wonder everyone's wasted xD)